He huffed and he puffed and he...

blew the fire out. Well it got my heart pounding. I made the mistake of putting a plastic traveler coffee cup in the microwave and then left the room for a moment. Came back in to a fire in the microwave. I was completely discomboluated, Carmie heard me squeal "fire!" and came running down the stairs. He opened the microwave and blew out the fire, made sure I was okay and went back upstairs to bed with his flu. I spent the next hour cleaning up the soot and making sure the microwave was still usable. Sheesh, I should know better.